Floater or Sinker?

I had just finished with N's pj's, Hubs was finishing M's bath, and I was about to run out the door, late to a meeting before even leaving.  I kissed N and stopped in the bathroom to kiss my handsome Hubs and wet little fishy, M. 

"OH!  Gross!  OH!  OH! OH!" I heard Handsome Hubs cry out as he lifted said little fishy out of the water.

Huh? Before I even opened my mouth to ask, he said, "I can do this!  I'm a parent!  I can't believe what you just did!  M said poo-poo in the tub, but I didn't know he meant he was doing it! How long has it been in there?  I can't believe I just bathed my kids in this!"  He set a sopping wet boy on the floor, reached into the bathwater, and picked out a tootsie-roll turd.

  I laughed all the way to my meeting.