Dear Daddy,

Last night,

I pooped.

I dusted grandma's slippery floor with my belly. 

I splashed grandma and got her real wet in the bathtub.

I thought it was all very funny!

Love, Nathan

Dear Daddy,

Last night,

I pooped.

I dusted grandma's slippery floor with my belly.

I accidentally splashed myself in the bathtub.

And none of it was funny at all!

Love, Matthew

I love dusting!

I'll race you to the kitchen!

Matthew wins!

Matthew does have a sense of humor...he likes to drive in the buff!