Monday, August 8, 2011

But Wait, There's More!

Just like the infomercials you hate, there is more!  Read my previous post, from around 2:30 this afternoon, just so you get the whole story. 

Immediately after pressing "publish post," I checked on them again to find out what the ruckus was about.  Sometimes, it's poo, like earlier.  Sometimes, a lovie or teddy bear has been dropped (which is both funny and annoying now that could safely get out, but won't).  Sometimes, N has flipped himself, the bedrail, and the crib-sized mattress onto himself and is stuck underneath.  (Yes, really.)  Sometimes, it's nothing at all but wanting "a dwinka wadda" or a hug from Mommy or Daddy.

"If you call now, we'll DOUBLE your order!" 

N not only had his pants off, he HAD HIS DIAPER OFF!  You're not shocked because I said he'd been trying earlier, right?  Well, he'd tossed out the stuffed animals, pillow, blanket, diaper, and pants and was sitting in the middle of his FRESH sheets COMPLETELY SOAKED.

He took off his diaper so he could pee in his bed.

We were past the point of no return.

I can't make this stuff up, people. 


Lindsey Aulds said...

There are no words.. too funny!

camaulds said...

Don't tell me God has no sense of Humor! The WORD says the Lord won't let you be tempted beyond what you can bear! It doesn't say he won't take you just short of the edge though! Sounds like you're almost there! We are lifting you up, Kim!

Amy Kivi said...

Oh I feel for you...girls never played with poo in the big girls bed but Zona did enjoy "decorate" her crib a few times to with poo! Hang in there girl you can do this!!

EB said...

God love the diaper terrorism.

Mandi Denzel said...

Kim, I think our twinkies were separated at birth...this sounds like a page out of our life story about three short weeks ago:( I am feeling your pain, but can also smile because I know you are nearing the end of "this" tunnel:) My tip of the day: put their footie pajamas on backwards (yes, even for naps)! Hugs to you!