Which is no easy task when you're pregnant, your "help" is running off with parts, the dust bunnies are forming an army, and there are three essential bolts missing even though Mr. Nice-Guy-from-Craigslist assured us all the parts were there - oh, and there are no directions, not even the useless IKEA directions.
Thank goodness Hubs arrived shortly after 5, when I was literally under the first of the bunkbeds, attempting to screw the thing together with those pointless alan wrenches. Are we not smart enough to use real tools, furniture companies? We figured out together, because he really is my better half, and smarter, too, when it's 5:30 on a Tuesday night, which parts go where, and which 3 important bolts were missing. The fellas watched a record number of Handy Manny episodes on demand last night, but I didn't care - the beds were being assembled!
I arrived with the substitute parts from Ace (because of course they didn't have exactly what we needed, so we have 3 Frankenstein bolts instead of pretty brass ones but oh, well) just as the delivery truck was backing in and the wet babies were streaking to get a look out the window at the "Sheep Truck." I couldn't make this stuff up.
Much chaos and hilarity ensued as we finished assembly, dressed the boys, made the beds and attempted bedtime. And silly me, in my haste to score a great deal on sheets, bought TWO FULL SIZE sets of airplane sheets. Anyone need adorable full size sheets, used once, for just $12? I'm your girl. Needless to say, it was a very loooooooooooong bedtime, with much explaining of the New Big Boy Bed Rules.
- Jump or Kick
- Get Out
- remove stuffing from the chair
- play with the blinds or the lights
I was folding laundry, Hubs was finding new homes for two cribs and their assorted parts, when we heard more noise.
Silly me! I forgot the "No taking stuffing out of the chair" rule. Out goes the chair, to N's cries of protest.
So I amended our rules, changes are in red, above.
About 9pm, we noticed all was quiet and upon closer inspection, both boys were asleep in their own beds.
PRAISE THE LORD!
Here's what they looked like this morning: