I wondered what the top stories are, what the weather forecast is, what national and global news is today. I do read news and weather online, so I'm aware of some current events...but I wonder if our local news is covering the same stuff I read?
I wondered what they would report if a news channel followed us for a day? Riveting headlines follow:
Twins Sleep Until 7:15, Eat Cereal For Breakfast
Mom Misremembers Library Story Time Summer Start Date; Will Try Again Next Week
Call to Friend Confirms Mom's Suspicion: MN Healthcare Was Superior
Family Runs Trivial Errand To Fill Time, Eats McD Lunch with Aunt L
Afternoon Baths For Kids, Baby Takes Late Nap
Kids' Intense Desire For Library Books Fuels Bike Ride
Ham and Cheese Sandwiches for Dinner; Dishes Still in Sink
Kids Earn a Million Reading Points Today, Mom Skips Bible Reading Against Protest
Mom Writes Ridiculous Blog; Refuses to Answer Questions About Ice Water Drinks
National News: Most Handsome Man on Earth Arrives at Seattle Airport
Global News: Something Bad is Going On In Turkey and I'm Worried For a Friend Who Plans to Move There.
Weather: Overcast, Humid, Cottonwood Flurries all day
Tomorrow's Forecast: Second Verse, Same As The First, A Little Bit Louder and A Little Bit Worse!